The Countryside

I'm sure I'd like to live in a more rural environment, if only there were fewer insects. I like the quiet and solitude, but I can't deal with spiders as big as my hands routinely stopping by my house. Yes, spiders are not insects, I know. In fact, spiders EAT most insects, which I should be happy about. But none of this brings me peace of mind when I see one of those many-legged monsters walking about. The only positive thing I can say about them is that they're not centipedes.